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From: Walter
Date: 04 Dec 2025
Time: 11:48:49 -0500
Remote Name: 198.140.63.114
The Water in the SMOKING BUCKETS outside the entranceway was FROZEN last night. I believe this may be a FIRE HAZARD, since my discarded lighted butts started IGNITING THE GARBAGE in them. As an upstanding citizen I chose not to snuff my cigarettes on the sidewalk or gutter for fear of putting the establishment at risk for a littering violation. I believe the situation can be remedied by evenly distributing some SMALL FIREPROOF DISH-LIKE UNITS (a.k.a. "ASHTRAYS") about the cozy bar to prevent such potential mishaps, until the weather is more cooperative - or better yet PERMANENTLY - due to the nature of how unpredictable the weather can be - (i.e. Rain, Snow, Sleet, Hail, Lightning, Tornadoes or Sweltering Heat - (By the way I have seen such buckets being ripped away from their holds in high winds and severely injure innocent handicapped pedestrians). Until then it leaves me no choice but to buy a suitcase of discount BEER, some LIQUOR, and invite some of my pub cohorts up to my toasty abode to watch some HDTV SPORTING EVENTS on my BIG ASS Plasma TV. W.S.